KlemmCorner

This is Derek and Selena's last night at dinner conversation about Derek getting me a new car. Me telling Derek: "I have 98K milage on my car. I think I need a new car."
Derek: "That wont be for a while."
Selena (while raising her voice) :"You need to buy mommy a new car, she cooks dinner for you and does your laundry and cleans the house for us. She needs a new car, and you are going to buy it for her."
Derek: "With what money?"
Selena:"your money"
Derek: " I don't have any money, so what money are we going to buy a car with."
Selena: "you can buy her a car with your money."
Derek: "I don't have any money, so i can't buy her a car. Why dont you buy her a car with your money?"
Selena: "I am not using my money, use yours"
BAHAHAHAHA! She had me proud until the very last statement. haha